Constellation

Well now, if ya got a Virgo Sun and Aries Moon, it’s a real mix-up inside your head, let me tell ya. On one hand, you got that Virgo Sun making ya...

Aquarius Pera: A Refreshing Drink to Keep You Hydrated You know, I’ve been around long enough to tell you that when you’re working hard under the sun or running around with the...

Well, let me tell ya, if you’re born under the Cancer zodiac, then you sure got yourself a special flower. And I ain’t talkin’ ’bout no fancy ones either, I’m talkin’ ’bout...

Now, listen here, you won’t believe what I just got my hands on, a thing called the Geek Bar Pulse X. It’s a funny little gadget, real fancy-like, something you wouldn’t expect...

Well, if you got yourself an Aquarius Sun and Taurus Moon, let me tell you, you got a mix of two mighty forces. It’s like you got one foot in the future...

Well now, lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout this whole Leo Dan thing. You know, I ain’t no fancy talker, but I can tell ya that there’s been a lot of folks talkin’...

Well, let me tell ya, if you got the 11th house in Sagittarius, you’re likely a mighty interesting soul! Ain’t no mistakin’ it, there’s something special about folks born with this kinda...

Well, today’s a day for all you Capricorns, and I gotta tell ya, things are lookin’ pretty good for ya! The Moon’s got herself in a nice spot in Gemini, so you...

Well now, if ya been hearin’ folks talk ‘bout Neptune, and wonderin’ when this here planet is gonna be leavin’ Pisces, I reckon it’s time to clear that up! Y’see, Neptune’s been...

Oh, you know, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to wear around your neck, a scorpio pendant gold sure does catch the eye. I reckon it’s a mighty fine choice if you’re born...