Scorpio

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this South Node in Scorpio thing. Don’t ask me what it is exactly, some kinda stars and planets stuff, you know? Like them horoscopes in the...

Alright, let’s talk about this Michael Scorpio fella. I ain’t gonna lie, I had to ask my grandson what “porn” even means. Turns out it’s them… you know… jiggly movies. And this...

Well, let me tell ya, talkin’ ’bout these “double Scorpios,” huh? Sounds fancy, but it’s just folks born when the sun and moon are both in that Scorpio thingy. You know, that...

Alright, let’s talk about this “scorpio astrology art”, whatever that fancy name means. I ain’t no scholar, but I can tell you what I see. Scorpios, them fiery water folks, they like...

Alright, let’s talk about this Scorpio ammo, you know, the kind folks use in their pistols. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just a regular person tryin’ to figure things out like...

Alright, let’s talk about these Saturn in Scorpio women. You know, the ones with that… that something about them. Can’t quite put your finger on it, but they got it. Like a...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “pisees sun skorpio rising” thing. I don’t know nothin’ about fancy stars or whatever, but I heard some things, and I’ll tell ya what I think...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Pandora Scorpio charm thingy. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I seen a few things in my time, and I can tell...

Well, let me tell ya, a man with Mercury in Scorpio ain’t like them regular folks you meet every day. You see, these men, they ain’t ones to just talk for the...

Oh, I tell ya, when a Gemini man gets his eyes on a Scorpio woman, there’s somethin’ about it that just don’t make no sense, but at the same time, it makes...