Fortune

Well now, let me tell ya ’bout the fortune I’ve been expectin’ this year, 2015. It’s a funny thing, see, ’cause this year, as they say, is the Year of the Goat....

Well now, if you’re here looking for your horoscope, let me tell ya, you came to the right place! The stars got all sorts of things to say, and it don’t hurt...

Well, if you’re lookin’ for a bit of luck or wonderin’ what the stars got to say about your life, you came to the right place. I been hearin’ folks talk about...

Well, you know, today’s one of them days when the stars are all up there doin’ their thing. It don’t matter much what’s goin’ on down here, ’cause they got their own...

Well now, if you’re an Aquarius, today’s a day for lookin’ at your money and how to make it grow. Ganesha says it’s a good time to think about where to put...

Well, well, well, you’re lookin’ for that horoscope today, huh? You come to the right place! I been readin’ them horoscopes for years, but it ain’t no secret, today’s a special day...

Oh, honey, lemme tell ya ’bout this year, 2017, and what it’s got in store for us. I ain’t no astrologer or nothin’, but I know a thing or two ’bout what...

Well, hello there! Got your horoscope for today right here, all wrapped up and ready for you. So, sit tight, here’s what the stars have in store for ya! Now, don’t go...

Well, now, if you’re a Libra, tomorrow’s lookin’ like it might be one of those days where you gotta pay a bit more attention to the heart than usual. You know, your...

Well now, let me tell ya, somethin’ big is comin’ your way. You see, folks like us who ain’t always lookin’ up at the stars, we don’t always know what’s goin’ on...