Fortune

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this place, Fortune Express. I ain’t no fancy food critic or nothin’, but I know what tastes good, ya know? This place, it’s got folks talkin’,...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole “new fortune” thing, it’s got folks all riled up. What’s it all mean, anyway? Is it about gettin’ rich? Or maybe findin’ somethin’ better than...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s yak a bit about this here “fortune to go” thing, alright? Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ more than gettin’ your grub without havin’ to go get...

Hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this Fortune Patrol thing in Monopoly Go, ya know? My grandkids, they’re always fiddlin’ with their phones, playin’ this game. Seems like a fancy...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this cancer thing, and the love stuff for next week, or whatever. My old bones ain’t got time for fancy talk, so I’m gonna tell it...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about that there Wheel of Fortune show. You know, the one with the big ol’ wheel and the puzzles? Yep, that’s the one. Folks always wantin’...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this Aquarius love horoscope for next week, you know, the kind they print in them magazines at the grocery store. I ain’t no expert, mind...

Well, hello there! Let’s chitchat about this here… whatchamacallit… Aquarius horoscope thingy, the kind they have in that fancy magazine, Vogue. You know, the one with all them skinny models? Anyways, I...

Well, howdy there! Today we’re gonna jaw about this here “my fortune today” thing. You know, what them city folks call “horoscopes.” Don’t ask me how it works, but some folks swear...

Alright, let’s talk about this Wheel of Fortune thing, you know, the one with the big wheel and the letters. Folks always yellin’ at the TV, like they know all the answers....