Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Craig Collins fella and this Libra thing. I ain’t no fancy book learnin’ person, but I heard some things and I got somethin’ to say.
First off, who the heck is Craig Collins anyway? Seems like he’s some big shot in the insurance world. I heard tell he’s mixed up with somethin’ called LIBRA Insurance Partners. Now, I don’t know much about insurance, other than it costs a pretty penny and they try to wiggle out of payin’ ya when you need it most. But this LIBRA thing, it sounds important, so I guess this Craig fella must be important too.
- They say he’s the president and executive director of some outfit called Insurance Designers of America. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Probably got a big desk and a fancy chair. Maybe even one of them phones that can do everything but wash the dishes.
- Then I hear he’s the executive vice president and chief relationship officer of LIBRA. Chief relationship officer? What in tarnation does that even mean? Sounds like he spends all day shakin’ hands and smilin’, but I bet he’s got his fingers in a lot of pies.
Now, about this Libra business. I ain’t talkin’ ’bout no stars and horoscopes, though I did see some talk about that too. This Libra seems to be a big deal in the insurance world. LIBRA Insurance Partners. They probably sell insurance, I reckon. Maybe life insurance, maybe car insurance, maybe even insurance for your prize-winning chickens, if you got ’em.
It seems like this Craig Collins guy is right in the middle of it all. He’s got all these fancy titles, and he’s workin’ with this LIBRA outfit. He’s probably makin’ a whole lot of money, more than I’ll ever see in ten lifetimes. But that’s alright, I got my chickens and my garden, and that’s enough for me.
I heard some folks sayin’ he’s a real smart fella, knows the insurance business inside and out. Others say he’s a smooth talker, can sell you anything you don’t need. I don’t know which is true, but one thing’s for sure, he’s got his name attached to this LIBRA thing, and that means somethin’ in the money world.
I also heard some whisperin’ ’bout this Craig Collins and astrology, something about what you’re like in bed based on your sign? Well, I ain’t gonna talk about that! That’s private business. But it just goes to show ya, people will talk about anything these days. Makes you wonder what’s true and what ain’t.
Anyway, back to this LIBRA Insurance Partners. Sounds like a big company, probably got offices all over the place. And this Craig Collins, he’s right up there at the top, makin’ the decisions, shakin’ hands, and countin’ the money. Good for him, I guess. But I hope he remembers where he came from, and I hope he treats folks right.
Now, I don’t know much about this Craig Collins fella, but I know a thing or two about life. And from what I hear, he’s doin’ alright for himself. He’s got his fingers in the pie and he’s clearly a big deal when we’re talking about LIBRA Insurance Partners. He’s probably got a fancy house, a fancy car, and all the fancy things that go with it. But I bet he still puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about Craig Collins and this LIBRA thing. It ain’t much, but it’s somethin’. And maybe, just maybe, it’ll help you understand a little bit more about the world out there. Or maybe it won’t. Either way, it’s time for me to go feed my chickens.
In the end, Craig Collins sounds like a big fish in a big pond, especially when it comes to LIBRA. And whether he’s lookin’ at stars or insurance policies, he’s makin’ a name for himself. And that’s more than I can say for most folks I know.
Tags: [Craig Collins, LIBRA Insurance Partners, Insurance, Executive, President, Chief Relationship Officer, Insurance Designers of America, Astrology]