Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this thing called “Operation Aquarius.” Don’t ask me what it is exactly, sounds like somethin’ fishy, like them city folks doin’ somethin’ with water or somethin’. But anyways, I heard some folks talkin’ and I pieced it together, kinda like makin’ a quilt outta scraps.
So, first off, seems like this “Operation Aquarius” is a big deal for them young’uns playin’ their games. You know, them computer things where they shoot and run around. They gotta find stuff, like secret papers or somethin’, and take out the bad guys. Sounds like a whole lotta ruckus to me. Like findin’ a needle in a haystack, only the haystack is on a screen and the needle shoots back at ya.
- Findin’ stuff
- Takin’ out bad guys
- Lots of runnin’ around
Now, some other folks, they talk about this “Operation Aquarius” like it’s real life. Like them soldiers or spies or whatever they call themselves. They got plans and missions, sneakin’ around tryin’ to get the upper hand. I reckon it’s like when my ol’ rooster tries to sneak up on the hens, only with more guns and less feathers. They tryin’ to find secrets too, secrets that give ’em an edge. Like knowing where the fox den is before it gets your chickens.
And then there’s this talk about divin’. Deep divin’, way down in the water. They got this thing, a big metal thing maybe, like a submarine, they call “Atlantis” or somethin’. And they go down, real deep, hundreds of feet down. I can’t even imagine. I get dizzy just lookin’ down the well! They testin’ stuff, seein’ how deep they can go. Must be colder than a well digger’s behind down there. They talkin’ about feet, not my kinda feet neither, but like how far down they go. A thousand feet! That’s a lot of chicken feed sacks piled up high, lemme tell ya.
This here “Operation Aquarius” sounds like it happened a while back too. Easter weekend, they said. Don’t know what year, but they was doin’ somethin’ big. And they filmed it, too. Like them nature shows on TV, only underwater. They wanted to show folks what was goin’ on down there, so they could save this “Aquarius” thing. Maybe it’s a fish, maybe it’s a boat, who knows. But they needed pictures to get people to help.
Seems like this divin’ part lets people stay down in the water for a long time, hours and hours, without gettin’ sick. Ninety-five feet deep! That’s deeper than my garden well. And they can stay down there for nine hours! That’s a whole day of work for most folks. They must have some strong bladders, I tell ya. But they say it’s safe, safer than comin’ up too fast and gettin’ the bends, whatever that is. Sounds like somethin’ my old mule used to get when he ate too many green apples.
So, there ya have it. That’s what I know about “Operation Aquarius.” It’s a game, it’s a mission, it’s divin’, it’s all kinda things rolled into one. It’s about findin’ stuff, takin’ out bad guys, goin’ deep, and showin’ folks what’s happenin’. Just a whole lotta hubbub, if you ask me. But hey, it keeps them city folk busy, I guess. Me? I’ll stick to my chickens and my garden. At least I know what I’m dealin’ with there.
One last thing, if you want to finish this “Operation Aquarius” in that game, you gotta go to the dorms and find some water. Then you got to clean up after yourself, them dorms are a mess I hear, and get out alive. Sounds like more trouble than its worth to me, but you youngsters seem to like it so, have at it I guess.
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