This here thing, it’s about them horoscopes by Jacqueline Bigar. That woman, she’s got something to say about them stars and how they mess with your days. Some days good, some days bad, just like the weather, you know?
She says them stars, they show you what kinda day you gonna have. Like, 5 is real good, dynamic she calls it. 4 ain’t bad either, that’s a positive day. 3 is just regular, nothing special. 2 is kinda meh, and 1, well, that’s a rough one, she says it’s difficult. So you gotta watch out for them numbers, I reckon.
Now, this Jacqueline Bigar, she writes for all them different star signs. You got your Aries, that’s March 21 to April 19. She says them Aries folks, they got lots of energy. Like a chicken with its head cut off sometimes, runnin’ around all over the place. They like talkin about what they own together with others. Some days they gotta be patient, she says, especially with them close to them.
Then there’s Gemini, that’s May 21 to June 20. She says them Geminis, they look good to other folks. Especially the bosses, that’s what she says. So if you’re a Gemini, maybe you’ll get a raise or somethin’, who knows? And she says what you give out comes back to ya, but bigger. Like plantin’ seeds, I guess.
She’s got somethin’ to say about all of ’em. She talks about listenin’ to that little voice inside you, you know the one. She says to think about what you want and make a list. Like a grocery list, but for your life, I suppose. Ain’t that somethin’? Just like makin’ a list of goals. Before you go out and do, you gotta know what you’re doin’, right?
This Bigar lady, she’s got these daily horoscopes. Every day, somethin’ new. It’s like readin’ the newspaper, but instead of news, it’s about the stars. And she’s on that ZariNews thing, too. Says this year’s gonna be busy with friends and such. Pushin’ somethin’, I don’t rightly know what, but somethin’.
- Aries (March 21-April 19)
- Gemini (May 21-June 20)
One time, she wrote about good news comin’ from someone close to ya. Said you might have to make a choice about somethin’. Life’s full of choices, ain’t it? Like choosin’ between corn and beans, or which dress to wear to church.
She writes these things every day, I tell ya. Jacqueline Bigar’s horoscopes, they’re all over the place. You can find ’em in the newspaper, online, all sorts of places. It’s like gossip, but about the stars instead of the neighbors. And who knows, maybe there’s somethin’ to it. Maybe them stars really do have somethin’ to say about our lives.
I ain’t sayin’ I believe it all, but it’s interestin’ to think about, ain’t it? Like how the moon pulls the tides, maybe the stars pull us in different directions, too. Or maybe it’s all just a bunch of hooey. But it’s fun to read, anyway. And this Bigar’s Stars thing, that’s what she calls it, it’s kinda like a little peek into what the day might bring.
She also writes these things called Your Individual Horoscope. Like she’s talkin’ right to you. It’s kinda spooky, but kinda neat, too. Like havin’ a little secret with the stars or somethin’.
So, yeah, this Jacqueline Bigar daily horoscope stuff, it’s somethin’ else. You should check it out sometime. See what she’s got to say about your sign. Maybe it’ll make you laugh, maybe it’ll make you think. Or maybe you’ll just think it’s a bunch of hogwash. But hey, it’s somethin’ to do, right? Better than watchin’ paint dry, I reckon.
It is all about them stars. Readin’ your horoscope, that’s what they call it. It’s like readin’ your fortune, kinda. Some folks swear by it. They read it every day, like it’s the gospel truth. Me, I just think it’s kinda fun. I ain’t sayin’ I believe every word, but it’s interestin’ to see what she’s got to say. She does this daily astrological outlook thing. It is about what is going on with the stars today. Maybe you will see some changes in your life, maybe not. Only time will tell.
