You know, there’s this thing going on the internet where people are obsessed with these "disregard chains." You’ve got your dating disregard chain, zodiac disregard chain, horoscope disregard chain… the list goes on. But here’s the kicker – our trusty old (Moments) isn’t immune to this either!
Some netizens have taken it upon themselves to observe and deduce a whole hierarchy of "disregard" within the realm. They’ve come up with this "," and let me tell you, it’s quite the spectacle.
Let’s dive into the nitty-gritty, shall we?
Starting from the bottom of the barrel, we’ve got the "Rumour Soup Luck" crew. You know those posts, right? The ones that scream "Don’t miss out!" or "Share for good luck!"? They’re the ones where you feel like you’ve stumbled into a danger zone the moment you click on them. It’s like opening a can of worms – not only do you get bombarded with dubious information, but it messes with your peace of mind. No thank you!
Next up, we’ve got the "WeChat Marketing" gang. These folks are the modern-day equivalent of the door-to-door salesperson, except they’re doing it online and they’re not stopping at just ten doors – they’re hitting you with a hundred! The thing is, with all these products being flagged as subpar, it’s hard not to roll your eyes when you see another "hot" product being shoved in your face.
Then there’s the "Likes and Votes" brigade. They’re the ones always hitting you up with "Can you give me a thumbs up?" or "Vote for number 27!" requests. It’s endearing the first couple of times, but after a while, your finger gets tired, and you’re scrolling past those posts faster than you can say "next."
The "Late-Night" (or "" for short) is next on the list. Imagine this: you’re scrolling through your Moments right before bed, and what do you see? A picture of someone’s dinner, or a "I’m (I’m hungry)" post. It’s like they’re taunting you with food when all you want is to drift off to sleep. Talk about cruel!
Now, we have the "Random Selfies" crew. Look, we all take selfies, but these folks take it to a whole new level. They’ll post a selfie with the caption "What a beautiful day!" or "Look at how cute my dog is!" But when you look at the picture, all you see is their face – no dog, no beautiful day, just a face. It’s like they’re playing a game of hide and seek, but with their surroundings.
Then there’s the "Selfie Show-Offs." These folks are a step up from the "Random Selfies" crowd. Instead of just showing their face, they’re all about the bling – think luxury cars, designer bags, and watches. It’s like they’re trying to say "Look at how fancy I am," but all it does is make you wonder if they’re living beyond their means.
The "Lovey-Dovey Couple" crew is right up there. You know the ones – the couple that’s always posting about how much they love each other. "Thanks for the gift, honey!" or "My wife made me breakfast, so sweet!" It’s cute, sure, but if you’re single like me, it’s like being force-fed a bowl of sugar – too sweet, too soon.
Next, we have the "Parenting Brigade." These are the new parents who just can’t resist sharing every little thing their kid does. I mean, kids are adorable, but when your feed is clogged with endless baby pictures, it’s hard not to feel a little overwhelmed – especially when you’re reminded that your friends are already grandparents and you’re still swiping on dating apps.
The "Artsy-Fartsy" crew is next on the list. These are the folks who think they’re above the whole "sharing life" thing. "Too much noise, too much clutter," they say. "I prefer the quiet elegance of literature." So they post things like "If you’re happy, it’s a sunny day" or "Because I’ve loved, I’m compassionate." I mean, it’s nice and all, but sometimes it feels like they’re trying too hard to be profound.
Finally, we’ve got the "Stealth Observer" crew. These are the people who never post anything themselves, but they’re always watching, always lurking in the shadows. They’ve got this air of mystery about them, like they know everything but no one knows them. It’s a bit eerie, if you ask me.
And then, of course, there are those who don’t even know what a is. They use like it’s just a messaging app. "? What’s that, can you eat it?" They’re the outliers, the ones who have managed to stay above the fray.
So, where do you stand in this hierarchy of social media snobbery? I, for one, think that is just a place to share bits and pieces of life. Whether it’s asking for help or sharing happiness, it’s all part of the fabric of our real lives. There’s no need for a disregard chain, no need to rank ourselves. If you want to share something, hit send. If you’re happy for a friend, give them a thumbs up. That’s what makes special, isn’t it?
If you agree with me, hit the share button and see how many thumbs-ups you get. Let’s make the internet a little more human, one share at a time.
