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Alright, let’s talk about this… this “horoscope” thing of Lord Shiva, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I heard some folks gabbin’ about it, so I’ll tell ya what I reckon, you hear?
First off, they say Shiva is some kinda god of time, they call him “Kala.” Sounds like a big deal, always watchin’ the clock, I guess. And they link him up with that planet Saturn, the one that’s slow and steady, always lookin’ over your shoulder, makin’ sure you get what’s comin’ to ya. Karma, they call it. You do good, good things happen. You do bad, well, you better watch out.
Now, they say if you just give in to Saturn, like you give in to the rain when it pours, you’ll find some peace. Kinda like how you gotta give in to gettin’ old, ain’t nothin’ you can do about it. Just gotta go with the flow, I guess. That’s what Shiva’s all about, seems like. Findin’ peace in the craziness of it all.
Then there’s this talk about people named Shiva bein’ born under somethin’ called Aquarius. That’s one of them star signs, like the bull or the crab or whatever. They say these Shiva folks are talented. Well, I reckon everyone’s got a talent for somethin’, even if it’s just makin’ a good cup of tea. And they say these folks are self-controlled. Good for them, I say. Self-control is important, especially when there’s fresh-baked pie around.
Anyways, they got all these ways to worship Shiva, dependin’ on which star sign you’re stuck with. Like, if you’re a ram, you gotta do this. If you’re a fish, you gotta do that. Seems like a lot of fuss to me, but folks like their rituals, I guess. Me? I just talk to the heavens when I need somethin’, ain’t no need for all that fancy stuff.
- Fire signs, like the ram and the lion, they gotta be all energetic, lightin’ lamps and chanting loud. Good for them, if they got the energy. My old bones ain’t up for all that jumpin’ around.
- Earth signs, like the bull and the goat, they gotta be practical, offerin’ up flowers and fruits. Makes sense, I guess. Down to earth, just like their signs.
- Air signs, like the twins and the water bearer, they gotta be all intellectual, readin’ scriptures and thinkin’ deep thoughts. My head starts spinnin’ just thinkin’ about it. I’d rather just watch the clouds go by.
- Water signs, like the crab and the fish, they gotta be all emotional, offerin’ water and doin’ some kind of water rituals. Water’s important, that’s for sure. Keeps us alive, washes away the dirt.
But no matter what your sign is, it seems like they all agree on one thing: Shiva is powerful. He’s the destroyer, they say, but he’s also the creator. Kinda like how you gotta tear down the old barn before you can build a new one. Life’s a cycle, I guess. Things come and go, just like the seasons.
And they say Shiva’s got this third eye, right in the middle of his forehead. It’s supposed to see things that normal eyes can’t, like the truth behind things, the hidden meanings. I reckon we all got a little bit of that third eye in us, if we just learn how to use it. It’s about lookin’ deeper, not just takin’ things at face value.
So, what’s the deal with this Shiva horoscope? I dunno, maybe it’s just a bunch of fancy talk. But maybe there’s somethin’ to it. Maybe it’s just a way of remindin’ ourselves that there’s somethin’ bigger than us out there, somethin’ powerful and mysterious. And maybe, just maybe, if we pay attention to the signs, we can find a little bit of peace and understandin’ in this crazy world.
I’ve seen enough sunrises and sunsets to know that life ain’t always easy. But just like those stars up there, we all keep on shinin’, even when it’s cloudy. And maybe, that’s the real message of Shiva, horoscope or no horoscope. Just keep shinin’, y’hear?
Tags: [Lord Shiva, Horoscope, Saturn, Karma, Aquarius, Zodiac Signs, Worship, Astrology, Spirituality, Peace]
