Okay, so, a few months ago, I met this Capricorn guy. We hit it off, things were going great, but then he suddenly ghosted me. I was pretty upset, and honestly, I wanted a little payback. So, I decided to figure out how to get back at him.
First, I did some digging. I mean, I read through tons of stuff online about Capricorns. These guys are apparently all about their reputation and success, so I thought, “Okay, I need to hit him where it hurts.”
My Plan of Attack
- Phase 1: The Social Media Game
I started by subtly flexing on social media. I posted pictures of myself looking good, having fun with friends, and achieving some minor goals. I made sure my posts were public so he could see them. I even researched what time he was most active online and scheduled my posts accordingly. It’s all about appearing like you’re living your best life without him. Capricorns hate to be unneeded.
- Phase 2: The “Accidental” Run-In
Next, I engineered a few “accidental” run-ins. I found out where he usually hangs out, like his favorite coffee shop or gym, and made sure I was there too, looking my best, of course. The first time, I just gave him a polite nod. The second time, a brief, friendly “Hi.” The key here was to be polite but not overly eager. I wanted him to see that I was unfazed and doing just fine.
- Phase 3: The Indifference Strategy
This was the hardest part. I had to act completely indifferent to him. When he finally started texting me again, I waited a while before responding. And when I did, my replies were short and to the point. No more long, heartfelt messages. Just casual, almost dismissive responses. It drove him crazy, I could tell.
After a few weeks of this, he was practically begging for my attention. He was asking to hang out, apologizing for ghosting me, and generally acting like a completely different person. I’m not gonna lie, it felt pretty good to see him squirm a little. I played it cool for a bit longer, but eventually, I decided I had made my point.
So, that’s my story of how I got back at a Capricorn man. It took some planning and a lot of self-control, but it was definitely worth it. I learned a lot about myself in the process, and I realized that sometimes, the best revenge is just moving on and living your best life. But hey, a little payback never hurt anyone, right?