Well, let me tell ya, this whole thing started real weird-like. One minute I was mindin’ my own business, next thing I know, bam! I’m stuck in some book. Like, who even reads books anymore? But there I was, in the thick of it. And not just in the book, mind you, but as some kinda… constellation? Yeah, like them stars up in the sky. Only, I ain’t no pretty star. More like a… a broke one, I guess.
And wouldn’t ya know it, this book’s got this real bad fella, Baek Tae-beom or somethin’. Mean as a snake, that one. Everyone says he’s the worst, always causin’ trouble, wanna wreck everything and kill the main guy. Folks keep tellin’ me, “Hey, you gotta stick with him.” Like I got a choice! Apparently, I’m his constellation, gotta give him power or somethin’. But what good’s a broke constellation, huh? Can’t even afford a decent meal, let alone give some villain superpowers.
This whole world changed on me, just like that. One minute I’m doin’ whatever, next minute, boom! “[You are the new constellation of realm #381jh051.]” That’s what they told me. Like I asked for it! Like I even know what a “realm” is. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t payin’ the bills, that’s for sure. Just bein’ in the book was bad enough, but a constellation? Come on!
- First off, it ain’t like them pretty stories. This ain’t no fairy tale, lemme tell ya. It’s all action and magic and whatnot. Folks fightin’ and castin’ spells, real messy business.
- Then there’s the comedy, which I guess is alright sometimes. But mostly, it’s just folks makin’ fun of each other, which ain’t right. And the colors! Everything’s so bright and flashy, makes my head spin.
- And of course, there’s the romance. Even the bad guy’s got folks swoonin’ over him. I don’t get it. He’s tryin’ to destroy the world! Ain’t nothin’ romantic about that.
So yeah, I’m stuck with this villain, this Baek Tae-whatever-his-name-is. And he’s always lookin’ at me, expectin’ somethin’. “Give me power,” he says. “Help me win,” he says. But all I got is lint in my pockets and a whole lotta confusion. I’m supposed to be this big, important constellation, but I feel more like a lost chicken in a thunderstorm.
This whole manga thing, it’s a weekly deal, see? Every week, somethin’ new happens. More fightin’, more magic, more nonsense. And I’m just along for the ride, tryin’ to figure out how to make a buck in this crazy world. Maybe I can sell star charts or somethin’. Or maybe I can just… I don’t know… find a way back home. Back to where things make sense.
But until then, I guess I’m the villain’s broke constellation. Ain’t got much, but I got grit. And maybe, just maybe, I can figure out how to turn this whole mess into somethin’ good. Or at least somethin’ that’ll buy me a decent meal. ‘Cause let me tell ya, starvin’ ain’t fun, even in a fantasy world.
This “KaliScan” place, they got all the chapters, I hear. Pictures are real clear, too. Folks seem to like readin’ it there. Me? I’m livin’ it, which ain’t as fun as it sounds. Lots of folks talkin’ about “HD image quality” and “high loading speed.” I don’t know nothin’ about that. All I know is, my life’s a mess and I’m stuck with a villain who expects me to make him stronger. And let me tell you again, I’m broke!
But hey, maybe there’s more to this story than I thought. Maybe being a broke constellation ain’t so bad after all. Maybe I can find a way to make a difference, even if I ain’t got no fancy powers or magic spells. Maybe I can teach this villain a thing or two about bein’ a decent person. Or maybe I’ll just end up even more broke and confused. Only time will tell, I reckon.
Tags: Manhwa, Constellation, Villain, Broke, Fantasy, Comedy, Action, Magic, Romance
