Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya somethin’ about this… this… kalan astral star divination cloth, or whatever them fancy folks call it. It’s a big ol’ round thing, see? Like a big pancake, but not for eatin’. They say it’s about this big (about 22 inches, they say). Big enough to spread out on your table, I reckon.
Now, I ain’t no city slicker with all them fancy degrees, but I know a thing or two about readin’ signs. Used to read the clouds for rain, the birds for good luck, and my husband’s face for trouble! This here cloth, though, it’s got all sorts of stars and pictures on it. Looks like somethin’ out of a dream, or maybe one of them comic books my grandson reads.
They tell me it’s for them Tarot readings. You know, them cards with the pretty pictures? Never held one myself, but I seen ’em on the TV. Folks shuffle ’em around, lay ’em out on a cloth like this one, and then they start talkin’ ’bout your future. Said a woman near town did that, said I’d come into some money. Still waitin’ on that one! Hmph! Anyways, if you want to do it all fancy-like, this cloth is for you. Makes it feel all official, you know? Like you’re really doin’ somethin’ special.
And it ain’t just for cards, mind you. Heard tell you can use it for other stuff too. Like them dungeons and dragons games. My grandson, he’s always talkin’ about them. Says it’s about fightin’ monsters and findin’ treasure. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but the kids these days, they love it. So, if you’re into that sort of thing, you can use this cloth to make it all feel more…magical, I guess. They got these dice too, twelve sided ones, like the youngsters use. Even got a book and bag with ’em. Fancy!
- If you’re just startin’ out with all this star stuff, don’t you fret. There’s plenty of ways to learn. Heard there’s books about it, and folks who can teach ya. You can learn about them chakras, and readin’ palms, and them runes. Runes? Sounds like somethin’ you do when your stockings get a hole! It’s all a bit much for me, but if you’re into it, it’s out there.
- And if you’re lookin’ to get real serious about it, you can even make yourself a special place for all your divinin’ stuff. A divination altar, they call it. You can put crystals and all sorts of pretty things on it. Helps you get in the mood, they say. Helps you connect with somethin’ bigger than yourself. Sounds like a whole lot of work to me, but then again, I ain’t never been one for sittin’ still.
Now, this here cloth… it ain’t just any ol’ piece of fabric. It’s got these special pictures on it, powerful astrological stuff, they tell me. It’s like it’s got a bit of magic in it. Makes it feel all… special. You can use it for your spiritual practices, or just for lookin’ at when you need a little somethin’ to brighten your day.
They say it’s good for meditation too. You know, that thing where you sit real still and try to empty your mind? Never could do it myself. My mind’s always buzzin’ like a beehive! But if you’re one of them folks who can sit still and quiet, this cloth might help ya. Might help ya focus, might help ya find some peace.
And if you’re wondering where to get one of these cloths, well, I ain’t got a clue. Heard they sell ‘em in stores, and online too. Guess you gotta go lookin’ around. Maybe ask your grandkids. They know all about this internet stuff. Now, this particular store I went to? Open 10 AM to 5PM everyday, but I ain’t gonna tell ya where! That would be free advertising for them, hmph!
Oh, and another thing. Heard some folks use bones for divinin’ too. Toss ’em on the ground and see what patterns they make. Sounds a bit morbid to me, but hey, to each their own. Me? I’ll stick with the clouds and the birds, thanks very much.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this here kalan astral star divination cloth. It’s pretty, it’s fancy, and it might just help you see into the future. Or maybe it’ll just make your table look nice. Either way, it’s up to you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about stars and magic has made me hungry!
And don’t be fooled, this thing ain’t free. They cost money, ya know! Somethin’ like six dollars, so don’t think you can just walk outta there with it all Willy-nilly like!
Tags: [Divination, Astral, Star, Tarot, Astrology, Meditation, Altar, Spiritual, Runes, Chakras]
