Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this… linda c. black horoscopes thing, ya know? I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I heard folks talkin’, and I figured I’d give it a whirl, tell ya what I think.
So, this Linda lady, she used to do all this star-readin’ stuff, right? Telling folks what’s gonna happen based on when they was born. Now, her daughter, Nancy, she’s doin’ it. Good for her, I say. Keepin’ the family business goin’. It’s like when my grandpappy taught my pappy how to farm, and then my pappy taught me. You gotta pass things down, ya know?
Anyways, they talk about all sorts of things in them horoscopes. Like, changin’ your plans. They say somethin’ about winter plans changin’, and then spring… well, spring’s when you start doin’ different work stuff. Makes sense, I guess. Winter’s for restin’ up, and spring’s for gettin’ back to work. Just like plantin’ seeds, ya gotta wait for the right time.
- Winter Time: They say think about gettin’ some extra money in the winter. That’s smart. Always gotta be thinkin’ ahead. Like puttin’ up preserves for the winter, ya know? Gotta be prepared.
- Spring Time: Then, in the spring, they say you’ll have some kinda… “epiphanies.” Big word, that. Means you’ll figure stuff out, I guess. Like when you finally figure out why the chickens ain’t layin’ eggs. Maybe they need more sunshine, or maybe a fox got to ‘em. Gotta pay attention.
- Summer Time: And in the summer, somethin’ about sharin’ money problems. Well, everybody has money problems, ain’t that the truth? Just gotta work hard and be smart with what ya got. Don’t go buyin’ fancy things ya don’t need.
They even got this thing for each month. Like, for Cancer folks, in July, they say “stick to practical objectives with your health.” That just means do what’s good for ya, don’t be silly. Eat your veggies, get some fresh air, don’t go runnin’ around like a headless chicken.
This Linda lady, she was real famous for this star-readin’ stuff. People all over the world, they say, read her stuff. Musta been somethin’ to it, I reckon. I mean, folks always been lookin’ up at the stars, wonderin’ what it all means. Farmers use the stars to know when to plant, sailors use ‘em to find their way. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it, maybe there ain’t. But it’s interesting, ain’t it?
Now, they say this star-readin’ stuff can tell ya about love, too. Whether you got a sweetheart or you’re lookin’ for one. Well, love’s a tricky thing, that’s for sure. It ain’t always easy, but it’s worth it, I reckon. Just gotta find someone who treats ya right, someone who’ll stick by ya through thick and thin. Like a good pair of work boots, ya know? Reliable and strong.
I heard tell this Linda lady passed on, bless her heart. And now her daughter’s carryin’ on. That’s nice. Family’s important. And tradition’s important. Passin’ down knowledge, passin’ down stories. That’s how we keep goin’, ya know? That’s how we make sense of the world.
So, I don’t know if these horoscopes are the real deal, but they give ya somethin’ to think about. They remind ya to pay attention to the seasons, to be smart with your money, to take care of yourself, and to cherish the people ya love. And that ain’t bad advice, no matter where it comes from. Whether it’s from the stars or from good ol’ common sense. It’s all about livin’ a good life, a simple life, and bein’ kind to folks. That’s what really matters, in the end.
Anyways, that’s just my two cents. Take it or leave it. I gotta go feed the chickens now.
Tags: [Linda C. Black, Horoscopes, Astrology, Predictions, Zodiac, Signs, Seasons, Winter, Spring, Summer, Love, Relationships, Family, Tradition, Nancy Black]
