Alright, let’s talk about this Michael Scorpio fella. I ain’t gonna lie, I had to ask my grandson what “porn” even means. Turns out it’s them… you know… jiggly movies. And this Michael guy, well, he’s in a whole bunch of ’em.
Now, I ain’t watchin’ no such thing, mind you! But from what I hear, this Michael Scorpio is a big deal in that world. They say he’s in all sorts of movies, lots and lots of ’em, like, more than I got chickens in my yard, and that’s a lot, let me tell ya. They got whole websites and places where you can watch him doin’… well, you know. It’s all “free” they say, but nothin’ in life is truly free, I always say. There’s always a catch, like that time my neighbor sold me a “free” goat that ended up eatin’ my whole vegetable garden.
They call him a “pornstar,” which sounds mighty fancy, like somethin’ out of a picture show. But from what I gather, it just means he’s good at… well, you know… actin’ in them jiggly movies. And they got all sorts of ways to watch him, too. You can watch him on your computer, your phone, even your TV, I guess. It’s like he’s everywhere! Like them pesky flies in the summertime, always buzzin’ around.
My grandson tells me they got “high-definition” videos now, which means you can see everything real clear-like. I don’t need to see nothin’ that clear, thank you very much! But these young folks, they seem to like it. They say he’s been in all kinds of movies, with all kinds of… other folks. And they got names for these movies too, like “You and Mrs. Jones” and some other ones I can’t even pronounce. It’s a whole different world, I tell ya.
- They got places where you can watch him for free.
- They got places where you gotta pay.
- They even got places where you can buy DVDs, if you’re old-fashioned like me, though I don’t even own a DVD player.
And it ain’t just movies, neither. They got clips, short little bits, like when you cut a piece of fabric for a quilt. And they got “scenes,” which I guess are just parts of the movies. It’s like they chopped up the whole thing into little pieces, so you can watch just the parts you want. Reminds me of how I used to butcher a chicken, cuttin’ it up into different parts.
They even talk about his “personal details,” like when he was born and if he’s got any tattoos. Now, I don’t know why anyone needs to know that kinda stuff, but I guess some folks are just nosy. It’s like when folks in town gossip about who’s courtin’ who. It ain’t nobody’s business, but they gotta talk about somethin’, I suppose.
This Michael Scorpio fella, he’s even got somethin’ called “VODs,” which my grandson says stands for “Video On Demand.” Sounds fancy, but it just means you can watch whenever you want. It ain’t like the old days, when you had to wait for the picture show to come to town. Now, you can watch whatever you want, whenever you want. It’s a fast-paced world, I tell ya, too fast for my old bones.
They got a whole mess of these movies, thousands and thousands of ’em, my grandson says. More than you could watch in a lifetime, even if you didn’t do nothin’ else. And they got all different kinds, too. Some with big… you know… and some with… well, I ain’t gonna get into all that. It’s enough to make an old lady blush, I tell ya.
So, that’s what I know about this Michael Scorpio fella. He’s a “pornstar” who makes jiggly movies. People watch him online, on DVDs, and on their phones. They got all sorts of ways to watch him, and they got a whole lot of movies to choose from. It’s a whole different world, I tell ya. And it ain’t a world I understand, but I guess it makes some folks happy. Me? I’ll stick to my chickens and my garden. That’s real life, not some made-up jiggly movie.
And one more thing, don’t go thinkin’ I know all this stuff ’cause I watch it. I just hear things, you know? Folks talk, and you can’t help but overhear. It’s like when the wind blows through the cornfields, you hear all sorts of rustlin’ and whisperin’, but you don’t go stickin’ your head in there to see what’s makin’ the noise, do ya? Same thing with this Michael Scorpio business.
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