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Based on in-depth interviews with around 70 people over 35 hours and referencing over 19,000 questionnaires, here’s the ultimate guide to pursuing a Virgo.
Virgos, much like the lyrics from’s song, are like fireworks with a unique color. They have an air of sophistication and an intolerance for any impurities. They stand out among the zodiac signs, making them feel like the most special of them all.
Chasing a Virgo is no walk in the park. They can be friendly and sociable but incredibly hard to trust. They set up layers of defenses, and just when you think you’ve cleared one hurdle, you realize there are many more waiting. It’s a long and winding road to win their heart.
And let’s not forget their nature, sharp tongues, and cold demeanor. These traits can easily scare off the faint-hearted. Virgos are constantly on the attack, looking for the right person, testing the waters, and sometimes they even wonder if they’re being too harsh. But they can’t seem to stop this cycle; it’s just their destiny, being the insecure and neurotic souls they are. Here’s our guide to pursuing a Virgo: the Miner’s Theory.
The Miner’s Theory
Step 1: Have a Clear Direction
Virgos may seem indifferent to criticism, with their unique brand of arrogance and detachment. But don’t be fooled; they internalize everything and can get defensive. You need to approach them with respect and offer genuine advice without provoking their combativeness. Also, be prepared to handle their occasional drama, whether it’s small, medium, or full-blown.
Virgos appreciate logical thinking and value order, even in women. They have a soft spot for philosophers, writers, business leaders, and teachers. Even if you’re not in one of these professions, showing your own opinions and not following the crowd will appeal to them. They’re lifelong learners and want someone who can help them grow.
When you’re around a Virgo, be calm, collected, and knowledgeable. Whether it’s literature or current affairs, share your thoughts. And for goodness sake, don’t be blasé. Phrases like "I’m fine with anything" or "You decide, I think it’s all good" are major turn-offs.
Step 2: Have the Courage of Your Convictions
Virgos are inherently suspicious and indecisive in matters of the heart. They’re constantly testing and withdrawing, testing and withdrawing. If you want to win over a Virgo, you need to be resilient. Don’t let their sarcasm, tests, or hot-and-cold behavior scare you off. They admire and respect the brave, much like they do poets. Your character and values must withstand the test to win a Virgo’s heart. So, be proactive, proactive, proactive, and then some!
Virgos have a melancholic streak and need a partner with vitality and a sunny disposition. Learn to complement them, shining a light on their soul. Avoid playing games and be straightforward. Your compliments must be heartfelt; Virgos can spot insincerity a mile away. Be genuine, little by little, and make it a habit to engage with them. They’ll start to appreciate your light and grow accustomed to your presence.
Remember, habits are crucial. If you’re consistently positive and proactive, Virgos will start to feel better around you and will naturally become more attached to you.
Step 3: Have the Tenacity to Persist
Not all Virgos have a cleanliness obsession, but they all have varying degrees of perfectionism and an eye for detail. They’re strict with others but lenient with themselves.
In daily life, show Virgos your thoughtful side, and at work, show your passion. To attract a Virgo, you need to be outstanding. Mediocrity won’t cut it. They love to test people, often pushing you to the brink of embarrassment or despair. They challenge your limits to test the authenticity of your love. This comes from their lack of security and their pursuit of perfection, always teetering on the edge between reality and fantasy.
Many people give up on Virgos halfway through, not realizing that a special place has been reserved for them in the Virgo’s heart. It’s like you’ve been mining for a long time, and just when you’re about to strike gold, you give up. So, persistence is key. It’s not about holding on when you see hope, but holding on so you can see hope.
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