Well now, let’s get to talkin’ about these here… whatchamacallit… Eugenia Last horoscopes. Folks say they can tell ya ’bout yer day, like if you gonna find a dollar on the ground or maybe stub yer toe. I dunno how it all works, sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but some folks swear by it, so who am I to judge, right?
What them stars be sayin’, accordin’ to this Eugenia lady, is different for ever’body. It all depends on when you was born, I reckon. Like, if you was born in the spring, you might be a whatchamacallit… an Aries, I think they call it. And if you was born in the summer, you might be a Leo. There’s a whole bunch of ’em, more than I can count on my fingers and toes, that’s for sure.
So, what do these horoscopes tell ya? Well, they might say somethin’ like, “Hey, Aries, watch yer pennies today!” That means, don’t go spendin’ all yer money on that fancy candy at the store. Or they might tell a Leo, “Listen up real good when someone’s talkin’ to ya.” Means, pay attention, don’t be daydreamin’ ’bout them chickens in the yard.
- Aries (March 21 – April 19): They say you gotta be careful with yer money. Don’t be buyin’ stuff you don’t need. Times be tough, ya know? And don’t let yer feelin’s get in the way of thinkin’ straight. That’s what they say, anyways.
- Leo (July 23 – August 22): These folks gotta listen close to what other people are sayin’. And they gotta think hard ’bout what they gonna do next. And somethin’ ’bout gettin’ more energy, like drinkin’ more coffee, I guess. And doin’ stuff that makes ya happy, inside yer heart.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this stuff. I just read what they write, and try to make sense of it. It’s kinda like readin’ the tea leaves, but with stars instead of tea. Some folks take it real serious, checkin’ their horoscope every day. Me? I just figure, get up in the mornin’, do yer work, and be nice to folks. That’s my kinda horoscope, I guess.
This Eugenia Last, she’s been doin’ this for a long time, they say. Thirty years or somethin’. That’s a lot of star-gazin’, ain’t it? She ain’t tellin’ the future, though, that’s what they say. It’s more like… guidin’ ya, I guess. Like givin’ ya a little nudge in the right direction. Or maybe just tellin’ ya what you already know, deep down.
So, if you believe in this kinda thing, you can look up yer horoscope every day. There’s plenty of places to find ’em, on the internet and in the newspapers, I hear. Just find yer birthday, and see what the stars got to say. And if it sounds like good advice, well then, maybe you should listen. And if it sounds like a bunch of hogwash, well, then you can just ignore it and go on ’bout yer day.
But remember, don’t go makin’ no big decisions just based on what some horoscope says. Use yer own head, that’s what it’s there for. The stars can’t tell ya everything. They can’t tell ya if that cow’s gonna give milk today, or if the rain’s gonna come. You gotta figure that stuff out yerself. But maybe, just maybe, they can give ya a little hint, a little somethin’ to think about. And that’s all there is to it, I reckon.
Folks are always lookin’ for answers, ain’t they? And maybe these horoscopes, they give some folks a little comfort, a little somethin’ to hold onto. Like knowin’ what the weather’s gonna be, so you can bring yer umbrella. Only it’s for yer life, not just the weather. Makes ya feel like you got a little bit of control, maybe, even though you really don’t. But hey, if it makes ya feel better, who am I to say it’s wrong?
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about these Eugenia Last horoscopes. Take it with a grain of salt, like I always say. And don’t go blamin’ the stars if things go wrong. Blame yerself, or maybe the neighbor’s dog, but don’t go blamin’ them stars. They’re too far away to care about yer troubles, I reckon.
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